Brand: The Unemployed Philosophers GuildDo you feel more than you ought to do

Dry lips take delight in vexing you

Jane Austen's Finest Balm cannot take the place of friendship, yet it will teach you to hope as you had scarcely ever allowed yourself to hope before

Apply and return to a disposition in which happiness overflows in mirth

Net Wt

15 oz (4

25 g) [peppermint]• For softness and delicacy, try Jane Austen's Finest Balm, in rich Pemperly-Mint flavor

• This peculiarly elegant lip balm brings a delightful sense of regency beauty to your routine

• Net Wt

15 oz (4

25 g) Peppermint flavored

Made in America from imported ingredients

• Gluten , GMO , Cruelty

Makes the little present or stocking stuffer

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